Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Helping HandIn an office I once worked in, the boss was asking someone for assitance in producing a fairly generic report for a client.
He said (without realising)
"So, Dave, How long will it take you to knock one out?"
This was then quickly followed by:
"..because if it will take you too long, I can always give you a hand"
After about 15 minutes of laughter from around the office, we actually had to explain to our boss exactly why we were all laughing.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:40, Reply)
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