Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My lonely hearts ad caused some confusion.......when I mentioned my love of wind-surfing and free form jazz - I received an enormous array of questionable replies.
My ad read "Male, mid 30s, into water sports and scat".
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:37, 4 replies)
Oh bollocks...knew I'd seen it somewhere before! :(
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You areForgiven and blessed
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Shirley...(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20,
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