Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I need TP!I was wiping down the steel surfaces in a restaurant kitchen, when a female colleague pointed out that I'd missed a spot.
"What! That's bloody clean!" I wailed, sick to the death of the mind-numbing monkey task.
"Clean, my arse!" she responded.
I stared blankly, marveling as the pigment of her skin reddened in harmony with realisation kicking in.
I could only offer a 'Well, bend over then.' to her retreating form as she fled in embarrassment.
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Regger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:28,
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