Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Thanks all!My bottom is rather sore now...
@PJM: from start to finish, nearly 7 hours. However, I basically would have done it in 5 hours had it (a) not taken us 2 hours to get out of London (FFS!), (b) we'd been stopped because of 3 accidents in quick succession on the first major downhill bit, (c) a huge junction about 15 miles in where they let across about 30 cyclists at a time (with several thousand there by that point, it created a huge tailback), and (d) the last 3 miles going through Brighton where they hadn't closed the roads or traffic lights, so we had to go down to almost single file.
Oh, and I walked my bike up Ditchling Beacon. I'm fit, but not insane ;)
Was a bloody good day though, would def do it again!
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