Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Guitar Hero 2One of my sisters is called Jessica. The Allman Brothers Band have a song named Jessica which features in Guitar Hero 2 (it's used as The Top Gear theme for those who didn't know but do now). I'd been practicing the song on expert in my bedroom for a few hours like the sad twat that I am. I'd finally taken a break from my twangs and kerplunks of ineptitude and helped my dad get some stuff down from the loft. I'm waiting at the bottom of the ladder when he shouts down conversationally "so have you nailed Jessica yet?". A full 10 seconds of "wtf?" passed before I realised.
Probably says more about my sick mind really.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:45, Reply)
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