Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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RidingWay back in the days of yore, I was a young gal of about 14 in the computer room of my school. The whole class had been instructed to type out a page about their hobbies. So far, so boring.
Until the two teachers, upon reading over my friend Karan's shoulder, burst into fits of laughter.
Karan had typed "I love horses, and I love riding them even more." Except she'd left out the first "s" in "horses".
Rofl.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:27, 1 reply)
ever blown scotch through your nose?Because that really hurt
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:08, closed)
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