Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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There was a story in one of our papers today about a couple who had a Tunnocks tower instead of a wedding cake. Made up of tiers of tea cakes and caramel wafers. Brilliant!
This is assuming, of course, that these are the Tunnocks products of your desire? Oh, and another story about the factory tour being booked up a year in advance.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:15, Reply)
There was a story in one of our papers today about a couple who had a Tunnocks tower instead of a wedding cake. Made up of tiers of tea cakes and caramel wafers. Brilliant!
This is assuming, of course, that these are the Tunnocks products of your desire? Oh, and another story about the factory tour being booked up a year in advance.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:15, Reply)
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