Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Goatse
We have goats at work, and on my first day at the new shop, I was informed that I had to go and feed the goats and just to go shout for them and they come out for the food.
So off I stroll into the car park shouting ''HERE GOATSIES!'' .... I think I was the only one who found that amusing. But still, a great excuse to shout GOATSIE! in the middle of a public area every day
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:53, Reply)
We have goats at work, and on my first day at the new shop, I was informed that I had to go and feed the goats and just to go shout for them and they come out for the food.
So off I stroll into the car park shouting ''HERE GOATSIES!'' .... I think I was the only one who found that amusing. But still, a great excuse to shout GOATSIE! in the middle of a public area every day
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