Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Freudian SlipIn 2005, our theatre group staged the musical "Annie". I played U.S. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Lots of women were cast in FDR's Cabinet because we didn't have enough men, including the most alluring sexpot of the entire group, who took on the male role of Louis Howe, Roosevelt's campaign advisor (we redubbed her as Lois Howe).
When I introduced Annie to the Cabinet, I was supposed to say, "and this is Lois Howe, my friend and aide." Instead, what I said was "and this is Lois Howe, my friend and companion."
I clenched my teeth even tighter on the cigarette holder and grimaced as the laughter rolled in from the audience.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:38, Reply)
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