Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My friend's mum......once informed us that the fiver that someone had offered her 'wouldn't touch the sides'. Whether she meant lengthways or sideways, I don't know.
I also liked it when David Gower mentioned the other day that 'Panesar followed through inches from McCullum's face'. Mind you, there's nothing erotic about that unless you're German, or Mark Oaten.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:31,
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