Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Far too many spring to mind.A classic though was me showing a group of schoolgirls how we inflate and launch a weather balloon.
Their comments included:
"Oooh, it's so...big."
"Can we touch it?"
"Wow, I never expected it to feel so smooth"
"Does it get even bigger?"
"How big does it get before it pops?"
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36,
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