Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In a coffee shoppeA lovely young lady walked up to me as I was behind the counter.
"I've got a friend coming later and I need a big enough muffin that will last me half an hour."
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:43, 1 reply)
to which, your response, ought to have been..."Not to worry, love - I'll look after you" but then your not having a pant-wetting Irish brogue, you should probably best just have said, "I'm sure I can help you" whilst sporting a devilish grin or similar.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:55, closed)
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