Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Accidental? Wind-up bastard morelikeMe mum went to a Parents/Teachers night in me old school one year, and after seeing other teachers and being happy with the praise of a quiet intelligent lad we are led to my Biology teacher called Mr Mainwaring. Me man and I sit down opposite him and after a quick discussion of what grade I got he says "You see, your son's main problem is that he locks himself in his room at night and plays with himself."
Me mam immmediately shouts "I BEG YOUR PARDON???!?!?" just as Mainwaring answers "He's always on computers isn't he?"
"Oh...errrm, I suppose so...."
Wind-up twunt.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:50,
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