The Rainbow Effect.
Not so much Accidental, but hey...

Back story, part one. I'm sure everyone has seen the rainbow vid where they go on about twangers, and playing with your friends ball. I used those lines on a few on my friends.

Back story, part two. A few friend and I were sitting in one of my female friends garden, eating a varity of food items. Her dad walks in and starts talking to her. I'm not really paying notice until I hear "Dante will tell you about the birds and the bees" Everyone looks at me. I then comment with, *picking up a pencil* a man has a long thing like this, *picking up a donut with the other hand* and a woman has a hole like this. I then simulate the act with the both items. Result she can't eat donuts ever again.

Real story. Year and a bit later. We was at a small football game thing, and they had buffet thing while you watch the game. My friend, who I had to explain the BatB too, and myself were picking out our food.

Her: *as she is picking up a banana* I'll have to have this because I can't eat donuts thanks to you.
Me *laughting to myself, because I knew she would be too weedy to open the banana if she got embarrassed. I had a plan*

We went back to our table with the rest of our friends; and I waited for her to struggle. Just as she picks it up, I comment about the donuts on the buffet, and everyone starts laughing. She gets embarrassed, she throws the banana at me. Activating plan.

Her: I can't open this you do it.
Me: Hey has any of you she that video about rainbow with all the innendos. My favourite one has to be Zippy and the banana.

I then do the one skin, two skin, etc. She didn't want it afterwards.

Length? after two yearsShe still can't eat Bananas, or Donuts to this day.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:08, Reply)