Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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ok theni would like to get wankd orf over the carcass of a mutilated lamb, whilst rubbing my belly with a small inanimate object such as a fish slice. Upon reaching my vinegar stroke I would prefer to deploy my seed over a 78 year old's head whilst he stuck his forefinger in my rectum, intensifying the orgasm for me, and painting his finger a beautiful shade of brown.
He would then slick his hair back with my man milk and walk into a bar and ask for a mohito.
I thank you very much
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