Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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my mum and Iin B&Q one time looking for door handles, almost caused a passing builder-type bloke to have a hernia. I (quite deliberately and with a straight face) stated that,
"If you can't find a knob you like in here, you'll never find one"
Poor guy didn't know where to look.
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