Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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@ancrennewell, there was this one time, at band camp ... no actually, when he succeeded in his chosen quest of achieving "Last then First" on consecutive QOTW's.
It was a burlesque dance, but it didn't go so well, unfortunately.
Edit: I don't know how to do that ... but I'd suggest a pub either up the High Street or down the Grassmarket. (ooo er) Nothing in the New Town appeals much - they tend to be full of posers.
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