Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Whoops!I thought the whole poem was a double entrendre: "Between my finger and thumb the squat pen rests" oo-er
"Straining rump among the flowerbeds"
"The shaft against the inside knee" - must have been hung like a navvie.
sorry.
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