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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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*books tour of Edinburgh Dungeon for Kaol*
We don't need to import nutters, you know. We've plenty of our own.

You'll do as I tell you, lad, or you'll go over my knee ..... again.

Edit: @Bert, my mum is 5 foot nowt and weighs about 8 stone. Mind you, she swings Scholl sandals with a lethality not often seen in these modern times.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:22, Reply)

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