Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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@hlt
I'm surprised and disappointed in you. You didn't ask where she was going, who with, when she'll be back, didn't mention talking to strangers, I mean NOT talking to strangers, not accepting sweets from strange men (which rules out this lot!) and forgot the one big basic ... no running with scissors.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:38, Reply)
I'm surprised and disappointed in you. You didn't ask where she was going, who with, when she'll be back, didn't mention talking to strangers, I mean NOT talking to strangers, not accepting sweets from strange men (which rules out this lot!) and forgot the one big basic ... no running with scissors.
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