Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Don't know if this is still used...But when I was knee high to a grasshopper words that would always strike fear in to me were:
"Devil in Tights! If you don't stop that right now I will pull your trousers and pants down and smack your bottom!"
The combination of my full name (complete with long and funny sounding foreign words) and the threat of public nudity was always enough to stop me dead in my tracks.
Profitterole, anyone?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:39,
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