Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I'm out of talesbut I remember my Dad telling me that once, when he worked in a hydraulic fitters, someone phoned up and the phone was answered by a workmate.
"Can I ask who's calling?" he enquired. Then "What? PFFFFFTTTTTTTT!" And burst into uncontrollable lols and put the phone down.
The person never phoned back and the guy never told my Dad what the hilarious name was though.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:11,
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