Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A geography field trip to the Pembrokeshire coast.We got a supply teacher called Mrs Barker.. For some reason we christened her Mrs Cadaver, I forget why now.
The entire 5 days were spent passing thinly veiled sexual innuendoes in front of her.
On a beach profile exercise with a theodolite and ranging pole:
"Excuse me 'x' could you help me manouvre my rig around your pole?"
On leaving the minibus lights on and explaining to her why the bus would no longer start:
"We've worked it too hard, all the juice has leaked out"
A comment from her about a passing car:
"My husbands one is bigger than that. Whenever he gets inside mine, he comments on how little space there is.."
When we put salt in her tea instead of sugar.
"It's too salty, it's making me gag!"
The crowning glory was when me and a classmate drew an enormous 300 foot long cock in the sand on Tenby beach. She collared us when we got back up to the top of the cliff and demanded:
"Go back down and rub that off now!"
Stupid bitch, she was the worst teacher I'd ever known.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:52, Reply)
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