Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Terry WoganWas it just me, or did Terry's traffic totty yesterday do a report about an area of Glasgow with the words "Ladys but has been blocked for some time" and manage to finish but you could hear the smile in her voice?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, 5 replies)
WoganI fucking hate wogan's show on the radio
it's the same every fucking day. goes like this:
1. Terry talks inane shit about sausages
2. Moron listener writes shit poem about shagging traffic "totty" and her being from Cardiff (incidentally Splott is a fucking shithole)
3. The news (best bit)
4. More inane shit
/hatred and bile
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:29,
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^^^^you could always listen to radio 1 instead, i think terry is funny as fuck
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:37, closed)
chris moyles is worsestupid unfunny twat
his only saving grace is comedy dave
wogan was ok the first few times I listened, but it is literally the same every day
I'd listen to planet rock, but although he plays good music alice cooper is a moron too
I don't like the radio....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:40,
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Fred McCauleyis on Radio Scotland in the mornings. It's almost definitely worth moving here just for that.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:47,
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SplottIt is indeed a shit hole.
Still prefer to be there than Ipswich though
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