
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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On my first trip to San Francisco I was in a bar and ran out of cigarettes. In retrospect asking where the fag machine was was a bit of a mistake, at least judging from the look on the bar man's face.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 21:04, 1 reply)

I don't even think they still HAVE cigarette machines in the U.S. I live near San Francisco and have never seen one before. Maybe I am just repressed.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:40, closed)
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