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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Oh God!
I'd forgotten this. Standing on George Square in Glasgow at 3 AM waiting for a taxi a few weeks back, this rather attractive blonde runs up to us and asks "do you want a sausage supper?" causing me to splutterlol. Her taxi had arrived and she couldn't take her food with her.

What really made it was the old fellow standing nearby, who went into a fit of laughing and shouted "you canny turn down an offer like that, boys!"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:33, Reply)

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