Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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rigging in the entertainment industryQuite often up high , in the dark , trying to create erections that will impress , frequently having to shout ' Is it in yet ? Can you find the hole ? Try waggling it then putting it in ' Oh what a laugh we have
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.Not forgetting "Who has been playing with my Podger?" , always an Oo-er favourite.
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Erm...From my time as a theatre tech:
"The knob's stuck again."
"Oh God, there's a kink in it!"
"Just screw it harder, it'll be fine tonight"
"You don't need lube, just wack it off with the hammer"
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Cawl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:59,
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