Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Enough about your hobbies.......Many years ago, Wellington used to host a street car race in the summer. As the event grew they included a celebrity race - some of the national sporting heroes, minor A&B list celebs, and even our fat Prime Minister racing each other in Ford Lasers!
The best line ever was from Sportscaster Peter Williams who was mic-ed up in his car - this is before racecams - who was at that time being tailgated by a famous NZ musician.
When asked how it was going by the race commentator, Peter replied enthusiastically:
"As you can see I've got Dave Dobbyn right up my backside!!"
Length? About 3 inches between front and rear bumpers....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:00, Reply)
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