Not me but a member of our quiz team
When reading the questions out said orgasm instead of organism and quick as a flash someone heckled:

"One of those things your girlfriends never had?"

I thought that was pretty good

meh
(PieEater, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:18, 2 replies)

I said it in my year 9 Geography assignment

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)

Variation on a theme
Many years ago I was at Blackpool College as a mature student (aged about 25) and went swimming with one of the other students and his girlfriend (both 17.)
At the end of the swim we guys came out of the pool and went off to shower and dress. Being a nudist I stripped my trunks off and showered in the communal room. He kept his trunks on.
Having been relaxed, and the room being cold, I didn't have much to show anyway.

A couple of days later we were changing into our chefs whites (it was a catering course) with the other two guys in our groups, and comment was made about his girlfriends breasts. I, being so much more mature, made some remark about her being more than just a great pair of boobs.
"Paof2 fancies her. Bet you'd like to give her one."
"I've seen him naked, if he had her she'd say 'whats that?'"
"Well, I told her it was called an orgasm ."

It was one of the very few times that I've managed to come up with an answer that made the other guys laugh and my mate blush.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:09, closed)