Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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getting a little bit dry in herewhat about this diving club in donegal
www.muffdivingclub.ie/
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, 2 replies)
ohi almost forgot how i like to spluff my man milk into a non absorbent cloth, then go down to t'shops and wipe my baby juice all over the trolley handles. After using up all the man fat i deposited in said non absorbent cloth i stand back and watch everyone get sticky hands and sniff them to see what it is, hee hee hee everyone sniffing my cum!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:08, closed)
and another thingi might bum rape my hamster tonight
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)
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