Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was once bought a box of cheap perry for a partyI was shocked.
Shocked and appalled.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, 4 replies)
I wouldn't stand for thisAfter a few glasses I'd probably stumble a bit...
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:23,
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Appled? surely not?Perry is made from pears, not apples.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 2:02, closed)
I logged in......just so I could vote for this. Tee hee.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:25,
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