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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Hot and sweaty
It was the hot summer of 2003 and I was playing my friend at pro-evolution on the PS2. I was getting very sweaty hands playing the game and my fingers kept slipping off the buttons.

After conceding yet another goal, I reached breaking point which I loudly and angrily expressed with the cry of:

"Fcuk my hot sweaty fingers!!"

To which my mate gave me a rather horrified look and politely declined.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:53, Reply)

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