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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Perfectly good excuse
And while I am posting...

My friend used to work at a recruitment agency. One afternoon one of his colleagues had a meeting with a candidate. Unfortunately they couldn't make it. But at least they sent a polite email explaining why:

-----Original Message-----
Sent: 29 September 2006 10:34

I have an appoitment with you this afternoon at 4.30 I am unable to attend sorry for the short notice but I was rear ended last night and I am very sore today and unable to drive, or even sit properly


(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:57, 2 replies)
That seems to have happened
on my birthday. But I deny responsibility.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:24, closed)
it wasn't that bad...
some people eh?
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 1:06, closed)

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