
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Sounds like you had a smashing time!
My mother uses twat all the time...she seems to think it's just a variation on twit...I have tried to tell her, but sadly she doesn't believe me.
I think I'll get her to say twunt instead.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:43, Reply)
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