Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My housemate and I were up til late the other nightTrying to get some drivers working on his computer. His mate asked us the next day what he was doing.
When the housemate's mate came in, he reckoned he could fix it. 'Impossible', declared the housemate, just as his girlfriend walked in. 'Just ask Sammi. Me and HER were at it all night!'.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:39,
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