Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Two brilliant onesMy ex stomped in to the living room one beer soaked afternoon as I was watching the football with some mates and shouted:
"Right! Who left the toilet seat up? I'm having a crack down on that!!"
Oh how we laughed.
AND
Reading the Sunday papers with my housemates, one of them (a lady) says "(Local TV celeb) has been diagnosed with bowel cancer... what's that then? I mean I know what breast cancer or lung cancer are, but I wouldnt know my bowel from my arsehole".
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difficultchild, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 3:53,
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