Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The joys of RowingRow as in boat, not as in fistycuffs.
Actually I don't think any of this counts as accidental, seeing as we know perfectly well what we're doing.
But if you've been doing it long enough you generally don't notice the dodgy sayings and instructions that come out of the cox's mouth...
Rhythm & Length are the main amusing utterences. But also we have do a lot of strokes, and I myself have stroked a boat on a number of occasions.
So a good stroke with nice long length and rhythm is pretty much what you're after.
And of course boat transportation involves using strapping the boat to a trailer. Hence the last few months of schoolboyesque giggling "Let's get the strap on!"
Oh how we laugh.
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Yes.A sport where you have a 'cox', who shouts 'stroke' a lot.
Someone was having a laugh when they thought that one up.
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Moey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:11,
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Isn't it traditionalat the end of the race, for the team to dip their cox in the water?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:12,
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