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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I busted the door open with an axe and accidentally smacked him in the teeth! And then the teeth flew out of his mouth and bit him in the arse!
Talk about axey dental in-your-end-D'oh!
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:34, 2 replies)
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I was going to post something identical to this.
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