Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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a vicar of an acquaintanceapparently had a woman come to arrange to be married. he got out the book and asked for her name
"mycock", she said and he wrote it down, whilst secretly thinking "lucky she's getting married then"
then he asked for the name of her intended
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"hiscock"
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charlie?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:45,
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