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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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that reminds me...
...i had a girlfriend when i was smaller, and for a good few years i didn't know their family secret.

Her surname was Co'aday. Nothing untoward at all. Until i found that the ' was a replacement for "ck" - changed as her elder sisters were mercilessly teased at school for liking a cockaday.

The potential for innuendo was simply too large for my mental orifice to get in and hang on to.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:17, Reply)

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