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The internet is full of mental. Ever been threatened with violence? Did it spill over into real life? Tell us your story. Or maybe you wish to buck the trend and tell us about the how you've met lots of quite nice, sane people.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54)
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You can probably get some sort of medication for text-based schizophrenia - but in your case, I would recommend the Liverpool Care Pathway.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:20, 1 reply)
Fifth language?
Or are you just a 'bot? That would be less depressing than thinking there's an actual human mind behind this prattling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:33, closed)

...as a fringe benefit, nil-by-mouth for a bit might help you shed some of those middle-age pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:45, closed)
Why would you think I'm fat?
Is this projection or just a desperate need to find something imperfect about me to take the edge off the envy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:00, closed)

Well, you're certainly more likely to be mistaken for Guy Garvey than for Twiggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:56, closed)
I never knew Dr. Shambolic was that handsome.
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:19, closed)
I'm 6'3 and have a beard.
Derp.

And if you're stalking me then why would you still think I'm fat? Derp? Are you the new Bou?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:28, closed)

Is that height, or girth?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:32, closed)
You're really not very good at this, are you?
Perhaps you'd be better suited on cbeebies or the My Little Pony chat boards?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:35, closed)
Ok, you didn't like that.
Fair enough. But I have a hilarious jape that will absolutely blow your tiny mind:


(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 14:57, closed)
Good work on showing everybody that you've been clicking on my profile, boy whimper.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 15:14, closed)

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