Hey this is cheaper than therapy!
Bloody seaweed!!

Evil stuff, slimy, wraps itself around your legs and hides all kinds of large things with pointy teeth that want to eat you (or at least nibble on the bits they can get hold of).

Oh and remembering another reason it's bloody slippery! I was walking across some rocks, slipped and fell. I manage to grab something and end up clinging to these slippery rocks trying not to drop into the sea.

I shout for help from my nearby family (fear of death and drowing having taken over) the response to my urgent cries for help!?! My mother takes out the camera and *click* captures the moment!

And it’s all the bloody seaweeds fault!
( HornO, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:18, Reply)