Irrational Fears
My mate Dan is afraid of turning his back on a flushing toilet. "It'll suck me in", he says. Can you beat him with your own true story of an irrational fear?
( , Tue 27 Jan 2004, 13:24)
My mate Dan is afraid of turning his back on a flushing toilet. "It'll suck me in", he says. Can you beat him with your own true story of an irrational fear?
( , Tue 27 Jan 2004, 13:24)
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Heinz Baked Beans
I have some more understandable fears (Spiders & Scorpions - potential venom - neanderthal instincts at back of brain) but the fear I cannot get over is that of Heinz Baked Beans.
I don't like the look, taste, smell of em. Make me feel like vomiting and the sight of the orange little twunts sends a shivering tingle of fear down my spine.
I have to move away from them when I'm sat in a Greasy Spoon.
Could it be an childhood association? What threat can a baked bean possibly pose?
I'll tell you: Baked Beans make people vote on reality TV shows, buy Pop Idol CDs, write the scripts for My Family, and give Mick Fucknall ginger pulling powers.
Possibly. That or I'm allergic to them.
The pills.
Take the pills.
Pills now.
( , Tue 27 Jan 2004, 17:03, Reply)
I have some more understandable fears (Spiders & Scorpions - potential venom - neanderthal instincts at back of brain) but the fear I cannot get over is that of Heinz Baked Beans.
I don't like the look, taste, smell of em. Make me feel like vomiting and the sight of the orange little twunts sends a shivering tingle of fear down my spine.
I have to move away from them when I'm sat in a Greasy Spoon.
Could it be an childhood association? What threat can a baked bean possibly pose?
I'll tell you: Baked Beans make people vote on reality TV shows, buy Pop Idol CDs, write the scripts for My Family, and give Mick Fucknall ginger pulling powers.
Possibly. That or I'm allergic to them.
The pills.
Take the pills.
Pills now.
( , Tue 27 Jan 2004, 17:03, Reply)
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