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this is a little on the fucked-up side...i am quite scared of random tramps stabbing me with disease-infected hypodermic needles...but why? whatever gave me the idea that people actually do that? got 14 piercings and plan more so more likely to be infected by one of those rapscallions...

also, can i propose a motion that would ban rats? no need for rats at all. horrible horrible squeaky creatures who will eat through anything and oh god no...

also, big one now, those "holiday from hell" documentaries when some fat bloke came back off holiday with an earache and had weird shit living in his ear (you can replace ear with any orifice)

oh and the idea of worms living in your body too...what the fuck was god thinking if he created all these things?

sorry for the length >.<
(conkers deep, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 20:15, Reply)