FEAR
I have little fear of things that normally shit people up.

I am not Hard or consider myself to be so, however I have learned through nightclub work how to deal with Doormen and Pissed people.

Thanks to said work I also am not afraid of blood or sharp objects.

However, dogs barking scares the hell out of me.
Even Horrid little yappy things scare the pants of me when they start barking.

I am ok with hounds when they are quiet and leave me alone.

But If you ever want rid of me, get a dog of any size or description to come and bark.

People barking like dogs do not scare me, I find them very irriating.

Last person who found out about this fear of mine and tried to shit me up, ALL NIGHT in a pub, found a generous serving of dogshit in a burning paper bag on their doorstep the next day.
(Finn_coyote, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 0:57, Reply)