Horses Are The Work Of Satan
I have a fear of the four-legged evil ponie beasts as well. The worst was when a friend of mine and I were taking her flatmate's dog for a walk in the big country park in Kingsbury, and we walked round a corner and I came face to face with one of the buggers.
Maybe it's something about that innocent look in their big eyes that I don't trust. Maybe it's because I saw an item on BBc LDN once suggesting guide dogs were to be replaced with miniature ponies as they can be trained as well as dogs and live longer.
My dislike of horses goes so deep, me and my friends have a saying when something is not up to scratch: "Too Many Ponies, Not Enough Guns". The gun bit comes from the fact that all the most dangerous areas in the world - The Middle East, West Africa, The Shetland Isles - all have a gross imbalance in the pony/gun ratio.

I'm also scared of cartoon pigs. I ha this dream once where my family was changed into the one off that old sitcom "2.4 Children" except my grandma who developed a giant cartoon pig head and vomited gren gunk over people that gave them the plague. No-one in the dream could see this but me. I had to keep running away as my evil 2.4 Children parents wanted me to give her a hug.
(Endjinn, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 11:53, Reply)