Billie Piper
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Can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's those teeth that could chew an apple through a letter box. Maybe it's the fact I find her really pretentious, I'm not really sure but if I see here on T.V I have to turn her off.....Why? Because I want to.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:55, 8 replies)

Her eyebrows
really annoy me.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:55, closed)

Oh man
I forgot about those slugs, the more I think about this the more I think it's perfectly rational.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:58, closed)

Still would
though.


Eurgh. Now I feel dirty.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, closed)

Just imagine
How you'd feel afterwards *shudders*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:07, closed)

Davinia McCall
Has the same effect on me. The lady has never done me any harm but as soon as she appears on TV I have to change channels instantly.
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:17, closed)

Total agreement
I hate every fibre of her smug being.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:40, closed)

I'll be honest
She's still in credit with me for streetmate. However 10 years on i'd probably think it was crap if I watched it again.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:01, closed)

So that's how it is
You'll bet a Billie, I'll see your Billie with a Davina and raise you an Alexa Chung
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:45, closed)

Ah i see you're a betting man N5
I'll see your Alexa Chung and all in with Peaches Geldoff!! *gasps around the auditorium*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:34, closed)

You'd better have a bloody awful hand or you'll win all four of them to keep!
I fold.

*Leans back in chair, resting hands behind head*
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, closed)

Eeeeeek
*folds*

There was never going to be a winner here really.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:10, closed)

Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Click
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:24, closed)

I met Billy at a Festival
A couple of years back when she had just started on Doctor Who.

I was in the backstage bit (nice toilets and a bar), and she was knocking around with a few other Doctor Who people (David Tennant included)next to the Bar.

I walked over to her and said 'Excuse Me.' No response. I said 'Excuse Me!.' a bit louder, and she turned round and gave me a big smile and said 'Hi!'.

I said 'Can you get out of my way, please, I'm trying to get to the bar?'

I hate people who block the bar.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:41, closed)

haha!
I think she was expecting an autograph hunter and was chuffed that she thought you would ask in front of the vastly more boggle eyed but talented Tennant......Good work!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:13, closed)

hahaha
No women should come between a man and a bar :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:15, closed)

she's gone a bit more rough recently ....
...a bit like the way Red Rum did.

Not much difference actually.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:15, closed)

'a bit more rough' ?
Where do you think you are, the provinces? She is a bit rougher but, frankly, any port in a storm and boy, is it windy tonight.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:37, closed)

If you see
her Jec, offer her an apple from me, just keep your hand flat whatever you do!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:10, closed)

^Genius^

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:38, closed)

Hahahaha :D
I'd loose at least 2 fingers, not going to try.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:52, closed)

I quite agree
A face that I would never tire of slapping.

Quite ruined the entire new Dr. Who for me.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:33, closed)

I take offense to this...
...and it's Billie not Billy you chicken fertler.
(billiepipersteeth, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 14:22, closed)

Next the eyebrows will be
weighing into the argument.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 9:46, closed)