
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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EG "Do you know where the car keys are?"
"Ye.."
"...cos if I don't have them right away our cat will die"
"I'm trying to tell..."
"...look at him, his eyes are swollen and he's coughing like an asthmatic"
"Christ luv, they're...."
"...you're not going to let him die now are you? This is urgent you know!"
"THEY'RE OVER THERE YOU TWAT!!!!"
"...........oh he's coughed up a hairball now. Can you get a cloth?"
For fuck's sake.
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
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