Kids in band t-shirts.
Of bands they've never seen. Bands who probably broke up before they were out of short pants. Bands whose lead singers died before they were even born. Punk bands. As if anything in your soppy little life has ever been punk.

Yes. I'm talking to you. With your coconut-scented hairstyle and your designer skinny jeans and your fey little mummy's boy face and a Ramones t-shirt a fucking Ramones tshirt you whining bourgeouis fop-haired wannabe CUNT

And relax.

Wuv oo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:23, 6 replies)

There was an outbreak of Slipknot hoodies on kids a few years ago. The youngest kid I saw wearing one was about 5. Do you really want your 5 year old wearing a sweatshirt with People=Shit written on the back?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:33, closed)

Ah see now ...
I don't mind parents dressing their miniatures in inappropriate band tshirts. It's the pretentious teen cunts who chose the fucking tshirt themselves that bother me. If you're wearing a Stiff Little Fingers shirt and then whimper when somebody moshes into you then you should be stripped naked, dragged outside and shot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:55, closed)

Those fucking Justin Beeber look a likes wearing Nirvana t-shirts
Makes me seeth!
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:03, closed)

That's like second generation cunt.
Nirvana cunts wore tshirts of obscure bands they'd never heard of. Now a new generation of doublecunts are wearing Nirvana tshirts. It's a fucking spiral of cunt. In twenty years if I see some cunt wearing an ironic Justin Beeber tshirt then shit is going to fucking kick off.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:06, closed)

I'm sure I read
somewhere that The Ramones had made more selling their licensed T-Shirts than they had selling their records. That really does destroy your faith in humanity.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:48, closed)

The Inspirals made more from the Cool As Fuck tshirts than their records.
Not convinced about the Ramones. They made fucking hunnerds of identical records.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:03, closed)