Literally
"I literally would have died if she hadn't turned up."

No, you wouldn't.

"He was literally exploding with rage."

Really? Messy.

Repeat ad cuntfinitum.
( .Yeti., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:50, 8 replies)

When this happens
I like to crack open photoshop, recreate the scene and then email it to them.
(Telly Toning my vagheen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:25, closed)

Imagining certain people's heads exploding
would be very cathartic. If I knew anything about PhotoShop, I might try this. Anyone know any good free tutorials out there?
( .Yeti., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:28, closed)

Enjoy!
tinyurl.com/d5fcbe
(squirrelysquirrel, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:22, closed)

This is my standard reply to questions I get via email.
Minus the photoshop bit of course
(Kip, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:36, closed)

I once heard some chav bint telling her mate on the phone,
"Yeah, I literally shat myself when he told me"

Not the kind of thing you want to be admitting in public
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:33, closed)

At least that's potentially true.
Unpleasant, but still.
( .Yeti., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:33, closed)

A local BBC news report I heard repeatedly while stuck in traffic on the A303:
"And later we talk to a couple who literally found a new world under their garden!"

No, they found an air raid shelter, or, literally a new room beneath their garden. If they'd literally found a new world beneath their garden we'd have to start rewriting the physics books. And pretty much everything else we know.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:01, closed)

Yeah, this literally makes me slightly annoyed.

( Zuowan, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:39, closed)